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The Teatro Apolo, initially called Teatro do Príncipe Real, was a theatre in the Portuguese capital of Lisbon, opened in 1866. It was named in honour of the future King Dom Carlos when he was just three years old. In 1910, with the fall of the monarchy, its name was changed to Teatro Apolo. In 1957 the theatre was demolished.

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London Voodoo is a 2004 British horror film written, produced, and directed by Robert Pratten; and starring Doug Cockle, and Sara Stewart. The film centers on an analyst who has relocated his family, only for his wife to become possessed by a dark spirit that wishes the family harm.

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