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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"Because his mother was a wafer so long","id":320}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?","punchline":"So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.","id":359}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?","punchline":"Bless you!","id":60}